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Funny Trivia Quiz Questions

Trivia questions with answers about funny trivia

What do diapers and politicians have in common?
A: They both stink and need to be changed often.

What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation?
A: The gravy train

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
A: He was out standing in his field.

70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated. So the earth is, in fact, what?
A: Flat.

The fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called “what” disappoints me?
A: ‘Knees & Toes’.


Why does a bride always cry at the wedding?
A: Because she never marries the best man.

Archaeologist: someone whose career what?
A: Lies in ruins.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
A: His car got toad.

Why did the Apple Watch lose the fight to the grandfather clock?
A: The clock had hands.


Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees?
A: Because they’re really good at it.

What did one ocean say to the other?
A: Nothing, they just waved at each other.

Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for what?
A: Something you didn’t do.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and do what?
A: Call whatever you hit the target.

Why do melons have weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.


Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great until I needed to what?
A: Use the bathroom.

I Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be what?
A: Making them any longer.

Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?” What does the other man yell?
A: The other man yells, “You ARE on the other side of the river.”

What do biologists wear to work on Casual Friday? ?
A: Genes.


Why are chemists great at solving problems?
A: Because they have all of the solutions!

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until what?
A: Until you stand up to speak in public.

What’s a tree’s favorite condiment?
A: Branch dressing.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

A guy walks into a lumberyard and asks for some two-by-fours. The clerk asks, “How long do you need them?” What does the guy answer?
A: The guy answers, “A long time. We’re going to build a house.”


I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. What did he say?
A: He said they all look that way, and I should have left him in the garden.

Learn to spell… AutoCorrect isn’t always what?
A: Write.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? ?
A: Nobody knows.

Why did the birthday boy wrap himself in paper? 
A: He wanted to live in the present.

What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
A: Don’t wok away from me!


The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at what?
A: The last person to upset you.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they could spend years at C.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?
A: Because of all the sand which is there!

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Smoking bacon will what?
A: Cure it.



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