Hilarious funny trivia quiz with answers
What is the most popular type of cheese in the moon?
A: Brie-lieve it or not, it's not cheddar!
What do you call an alligator in a vest??
A: An investigator!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
A: Frostbite!
Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it felt crummy!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
What do you call a camel with three humps?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You might think it's "R", but it's actually the "C" (because without it,
they'd be irate!)
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
What do you call a singing computer?
A: Adele.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
A: Frosty Paws!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow?
A: Milk and frosties!
What is the favorite
food of the computer?
A: Microchips!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
What is a frog's favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-Cola!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An eleph-ant!
What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!