Funny questions about things like Holiday Inns, Buttons, Papua New Guinea, farts, Randy Newman Song, picking your nose and more!

 

Lord Byron is supposed to have had sex with his nanny at what age?
A:  9 years old

In North Andover Massachusetts, it's illegal to possess what kind of weapon?
A: A Space Gun

By law in Russia the homeless must be where after 10pm?
A: At Home

Name the kind of professional most often late for doctors appointments?
A: Doctors

On Sunday, in Columbus Ohio, it is illegal to sell what?
A:  Cornflakes

Louis the XVI, king of France, only took two (recorded) what in his lifetime?
A:  Baths

Louis the XVI, king of France did not consummate his marriage for 7 years - why?
A:  Overgrown Foreskin

Ancient Egyptians rubbed what on their dicks to enlarge them?
A:  Crocodile manure

Who was it that removed Broccoli from the White House menus?
A: George Bush

In Massachusetts it's illegal to put what in clam chowder?
A:   Tomatoes

The city council of Chico California set a $ 500 fine for exploding what in the city?
A: A nuclear bomb

Who is it illegal to frown at in New Jersey?
A:  Police Officers

In 1899 Jacob German got the world's first what in New York?
A:  Speeding Ticket – 12 mph

Ondinism is sexual arousal from what?
A:  Urine

If you Manuxorate, what are you doing?
A:  Male masturbation using your hand

A Capriphiliac has sex with who or what?
A:  Goats

What do 66% of Americans reading on the toilet read?
A:  Readers Digest

25% of Americans believe what fictional character is real?
A:  Sherlock Holmes


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